Sunday, May 15, 2016

Arrogance comes with abundance! Where to stop?


Interestingly two things I saw today, gave me evidences enough to believe that abundance is one of the key elements that brings in arrogance.  First one I saw was Kung Fu Panda 3, wherein Kai – the antagonist, keeps on gathering “chi”- which is the energy you absorb from the master you defeat in a battle. He keeps on getting it, and more powerful he gets, he was reminded in between by Master Oogway, that “the more you take, the less you have”. Finally, he is bloated with Panda’s chi, which leads him to burst due to uncontrollable energy. Drawing a parallel here, it means that you should give more importance to the “value” of things and not to the “quantity” of things. If you have 10 rupees, 1 rupee will be of much more value than it is when you have 100 rupees. But how do you when to stop taking more? Because arrogance always comes with abundance. You will value less, when the more you take. This applies for everything I guess, the more of tasty food you have, the less likely you are gonna have it again, or more you store things you like, lesser are the chance you will give time to enjoy each of your collections.


That leads to the second thing that I saw today, a video wherein in Kenya, a retired military officer, who barely earns anything for his family, creates a greenhouse for flower farming. Over the period it grows to the second largest cut-flower exporter in the world, but he keeps giving back a lot to his employees, which he calls his fellow Kenyans, who all had faced great amount of adversity inn their lives. This man obviously didn’t stop growing, but ensured that people around him grew as well, and in the same rate of growth as his. 

So I think, it’s not that you should stop, it’s that you should enable and give back what you take in order to make more use of it and not reduce its value.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Mail to Vodafone (complaint made on Feb 5, 2015)

With great regret I have to reach out to you, as through normal defined customer resolution process, my problem was not getting addressed and resolved.

Short summary: 
I have been wrongly given 2G plan instead of 3G, because of vodafone's website issue, I need 3G asap, if you dont want to go through the pain of reading the entire email (which has memoirs of my frustration), please change the wrongly given 2G by tomorrow first half, else I will pay for 3G and ask for reversal) If this message is not enough for solving my problem, please be happy to help by reading the below mail.

Background of my problem
Mobile: XXXXXXXXX

1) I am a ardent user of Vodafone 3G, you can check my usage history, never has there been a single minute when I was not on 3G, my business is dependent on 3G and I primarily use this number for 3G purpose only.
2) As normally I do my recharge online, I went to google, went to quick 3G prepaid recharge link of vodafone, where the plan for 1GB of 28 days validity was available at 249, i clicked buy now, pay through debit card and complete the quick (quickest) recharge. 
3) Suddenly to my shock, I got a SMS "2G activated", and then in minutes my 3G was disabled.
4) I called up your call centre (198- complaints number) which is of no use (God knows why the centre is built if they cant resolve customer complaints, if I have to finally mail for my problem to get resolved)
5) After 3 levels of escalation and 50 minutes of head-banging with your call centre guys (In that span the glucose level has gone down substantially), they finally accepted that they understand my problem, that I was not given an option to select the circle and the circle was by default printed in small letters in one of the corners (which was not a Mumbai circle) (Now dont' tell me that you expect customers going to quick recharge(quickest!) to read each and every line of the page. And hence it was Vodafone's website issue which by mistake selected a wrong circle and instead of doing a 3G recharge(which I had opted for) it did a equivalent recharge of 2G (just because in Mumbai it costs 249, and I paid 249)
6) So I asked them either to debit Rs2 extra and give me 3G (because thats what I use since years!! I am not at all used to 2G and never in my dreams I would opt for 2G, unless I am out of pocket, which I hope not to be)
7) Rehan the floor manager then told that he is the final line of call centre beyond which there is no manager, so if he cant solve nobody can, however he told he will try to solve the problem in 48 hours (mind you, he accepted it is vodafone's fault) and still it will take 48 hours when I cant live on 2G for 4 hours during office 
So I told him to convert it to 3G(which he couldnt) or I pay right now again, you reverse the amount in 2days(which also he cant) and then Vodafone says ironically "Happy to help"... i dont know who, if not a regular revenue generating 3G customer who has been with Vodafone since almost 9 years???
8) Sadly (even more sad than "Saddest movies which will make you cry? http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000558240/), the phone which was going on for 50 minutes, in which Rehan had finally agreed to transfer the call to his manager (whose existence I am not sure of), got DISCONNECTED
9) 
10) Yeah that above blank point is deliberate, if you dont understand what I mean, I still called the 198 (coz by then I was out of wits!), after explaining three guys that they cant solve my problem I still couldnt reach rehan, however sushil who is of same cadre told that I would be happy to solve your problem, but his hands are tied as he has not authorisation to solve the problem, God knows again why you have call centres who either direct to Vodafone store(which by the way is also of no use due to my past experience), or ask to email which takes its own leisurely time)

God save customer service, where art thou?? why give pain to customer and why not just delight him with service at the first level, why he has to go through so much pain and still might not achieve what he deserves. I sometimes wonder why Mary Kom is your global brand ambassador, I think you haven't yet learned from her!

This is not first time I have been given such bad experience, its done time and again, I expect quick resolution and no less! Please dont let this be last nail in the coffin of this dying customer and let it be a magical pill saying "I do care about my customer and I can go to any length helping the customer who has no fault" Please show you are happy to help!.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Top DIORDNA (Mobile OS's) Apps which everyone should have on their phones




Presenting you a list of Android apps which you must have or at least try using it, these have been filtered after using more than 1500 apps in my Android lifetime:

Father of apps (Asli Baap of all apps)
1) Drippler - Provides the updates on latest happening in Android/iOS, most of the apps mentioned below have been found by me due to Drippler! So its the Godfather!!!
Must have app!!!

Automation
1) Automateit - What if you reach home, and your phone's wifi is automatically turned ON, and once wifi is connected it automatically starts Skype, and what if it switches the phone to silent once you reach office. What if you put your headphones, and the phone automatically opens your favourite music app. Yes a lot of these and many more is possible. Let me know if you need a full version. 
Good to have app!!!



2) Tasker (paid version) - All the same as above with integration facilities with other apps by way of coding, I haven't tried it much (as I dont pay for apps ;) ), but heard its good. Let me know if you give it a shot!
Try out app!!!

3) Utter! - A lot of tasks which you would usually do by touching your phone's screen and looking at it, all those things can be done simply by your voice, Google voice has its limitations & Utter completes it. Its still improvising, but believe me its still very good, if you are into voice based tasks. 
Fun to have app!!!

Productivity
1) Callheads - Ever happened with you, that you are doing some important task on an app, or on a verge of making a highscore and beat your friend, and suddenly a call comes (sometimes its the same friend whose score you were trying to beat), and all your efforts since last 20 minutes gone to drain. Well, callheads helps you avoid such situation, it lets you finish your task and then you can pick the call, till that time there will be a small callhead in the centre of the screen, which will not hamper your current app activity in any way. 
Must have app!!!



2) Flynx browser - Imagine, You are seeing a lot of tweets, and many of them have a link to read more, but you want to go on further to see what more tweets are available, but you cant, as you have clicked on a browser link, which is now loading slowly, and you are staring at a blank screen for few seconds. Then you read the entire document, and then go back to twitter and you again click another link and do the waiting again. Its too much strain!!, why cant I read all the twitter messages, and meanwhile all the links which I select open in the background, and I read only when they are completely loaded, saving time and energy. Flynx allows you to do that!!. 
Must have app!!!



3) Pocket - Going into a meeting?, but hey a long article which you are reading, what about that? Well save it to Pocket and read it later at your own leisure!!! 
Must have app!!!



4) Multitasking - We say our phones have multitasking capabilities,  but that means we can work on two apps but not at the same time, well Multitasking allows you to do real multitasking. Which means I can view photos in gallery while I am clicking pictures!!! both at same time on same screen. Oh! wait! I can also add a browser to the screen, and much more (hope your phone's screen size is huge to accommodate five six or more windows). 
Good to have app!!!

5) Pushbullet - While at home, I tend to use laptop or desktop more than the phone and keep my phone on direct charging, for those who do the same, its really annoying when every-time a notification rings (Thanks to Whatsapp and other apps! :/ ), we have to again and again get up to check the phone. Well by using pushbullet, now I can see all the notification directly on my laptop, no need to get up again and again to check the phone. What's more some of the things I can directly reply from laptop (Whatsapp still not there though, but developers are persistently requesting whatsapp to allow access). In all, I dont have to switch on my screen on, and type in the password, just to see a silly notification, I can discard that right away when I am working on my laptop. 
Must have app!!!



6) Battery doctor - It says it increases your battery life, I have serious doubts, but still its a relief factor of using an app which is used by millions and liked too. So following the crowd here! :) 
Don't really know whether to have this app or not!!!

Navigation & Traffic update
1) Waze - A brilliant app, which I would like to promote, and want Mumbaikars to use, its a crowdsourced traffic information app. When we are in traffic and listening to radio or some music in car, do the world or at least Mumbai a favour by posting that dont come through this road, its pretty busy. Earn good karma, and keep GPS on if you wish, waze will automatically determine your speed of the car and keep updating it on the map. You can use the app then to view what others have to say.
Please have this app and use it!!! 



2) Traffline - A recently downloaded app, heard its good
Try out app!!!

Learning apps
1) Painless GRE - Its a pain to remember new words and then keep revisiting to ensure retention, well Painless GRE takes that pain for you and what you have to do is just give one test a day (you can customise the way you want to do it), but a very good app to learn new words.
Good to have app!!!

2) Coursera - I have used this app on laptop, havent used it on mobile, but heard its good. Give it a try and let us know whether its good.

3) Quora - One of the best apps to find answer to all the questions that can come to your mind, if its not there, post it on quora, you will definitely get an answer
Must have app!!!


4) Reddit - I used this app long long time ago, have lost touch, but what I remember is, it is a good app (while writing this article I have decided to use this app again)

5) Drug index - Well Both drug index and drug dictionary apps can be used whenever you are purchasing a new medicine, lookup for its contents and then search in both these drug apps. As a result you will know a lot more about the drug you consume. Such info is definitely helpful.
6) Drug dictionary
Good to have if interested, apps!!!

Document 
tools
1) Camscanner - Again everyone has this app and also uses it. 
2) Quickoffice - I use this app to view documents, its simple and nice. I have used others also, but somehow intuitively I have like this the most. Dont have a logical comparison for this category.

Music Apps
1) 8 tracks - A music app which helps you find relevant music based on the genres, artist and more. Have found a lot of new music from this app which I havent heard before

2) Soundcloud - Heard its good, havent used it extensively to provide a review
3) Shazam - Well this one most of us knows, but if you dont' then imagine a situation, you are at a party and suddenly very nice song or music starts being played, you dont what the song is, you open shazam and press the center button, and voila! it finds the music for you.


Cloud storage
1) Google Drive
2) Dropbox
3) Box

Connectivity
1) Team viewer - Helps you take complete control your laptop from your phone!
2) TV quicksupport

Video player
1) MX Player - A nice video player, but nothing much special

Fun to use apps
1) Cymera - A portrait face photo editing app, lot of fun based editing you can do on anybody's face,

2) Gif Mob - What do you do when you go to a party or event, you click photos, or videos, well its time! to do something new, try gifmob and make gif files (its really funny when you finally see the outcome) its something one must try,



Hope your android phones will be see some new apps after this, which will make this article a success! and please do share some of the interesting apps that you have come across and your views on the apps I suggested.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Questions whose answers I would like 2 know!!!

Bringing you the series of questions...whose answers wud be fun 2 know and stylo 2 share... D questions which ur child will ask...nd bcoz of this series...believe me u wud be able to answer :P....

Dont have kids!!??? Get married...

Jokes apart...even if they arent funny... here's the first one


Why can’t we just fill in the ozone hole with man-made ozone?

The sheer scale of the notorious hole – or, more accurately, depleted region – in the Earth’s ozone layer over the Antarctic beggars belief. At its peak each September, it spans an area bigger than the continental United States, and tens of millions of tonnes of ozone would be needed to fill it up again. Simply creating that amount of ozone, let alone getting it where it’s needed, would be astronomically expensive


ANAGRAMS WHICH CREATE TRUE HUMOR


WordWhen you rearrange the letters
DormitoryDirty Room
The Morse CodeHere come Dots
Slot MachinesCash Lost in 'em
DesperationA Rope Ends It
AnimosityIs No Amity
Mother-in-lawWoman Hitler
Snooze AlarmsAlas! No More Z's
Alec GuinnessGenuine Class
SemolinaIs No Meal
The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal PointI'm a Dot in Place
The EarthquakesThat Queer Shake
Eleven plus twoTwelve plus one
ContradictionAccord not in it
AstronomerMoon Starer
Princess DianaEnd Is A Car Spin
Slot MachinesCash Lost in 'em
An Intriguing One
Year Two ThousandA Year To Shut Down

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Top 31 Motivation Hacks



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Here are 31 of the most powerful motivation hacks you can use to increase productivity and attain greater fulfillment in life.  I have picked some of the most useful tips from quality blogs and classic texts (so some may sound familiar) and added a few We The Change nuggets.  Enjoy!
31. Make it FUN
You will never be motivated to do something that makes you feel sad, scared, depressed or bored.  So find a way to make the project exciting.  If you can not, consider a way to achieve the top-line objective in a different manner, one that does not entail such drudgery!
30. Make a habit of visualization
One of the most powerful motivation tools which most people simply do not employ.  Set aside 5 minutes each day and practice seeing yourself achieve your loftiest goals.  This will be hard at first, but will eventually the mind will de-clutter and lead you down a much clearer path.
29. Get a buddy with similar goals
Can you do it alone?  Absolutely!  But, goals are easier to accomplish when you work in tandem with a partner who has synergistic objectives.  And they are out there; all you have to do is look and ask!
28. Cultivate patience
No matter how motivated you are, things do not always happen immediately or when you want them.  Therefore it is absolutely imperative to develop great patience, and allow your goals to manifest naturally.
27. Get a life coach or business mentor
Life coaching and business counseling is taking off, and for good reason!  These individuals are trained to listen and help you take productive action.  From my experience, attaining a good life coach is motivation in its purest form. (AND, if you are looking for a good one you can click here)!
26. Create smaller, manageable tasks
It is so easy to get lost in a sea of inactivity when we are constantly thinking about the big, massive goals we set for ourselves.  It is certainly OK to create long-term goals, but make sure you constantly bring your attention to the smaller, actionable tasks that move you forward.
25. Get into nature, frequently
Spend 10 minutes looking up at the stars on a very clear night.  OR, take a ½ hour and lie by the beach listening to the waves roll in.  OR, go for a walk in the woods.  When doing this, be there fully and soak in the natural beauty that is all around you.  Is there anything more motivating than this?
24. Take a class
People lose motivation because they are bored.  Taking a class in something that interests you is a wonderful way to “un-bore” yourself.
1061897539_e9db484f96.jpg23. Be conscious of your urges to STOP, expect them
No matter how motivated you are, there will be moments when you will lose it.  That’s OK—in fact, the most productive people expect these down cycles and learn from them.  When this happens to you, be patient and figure out what activity can snap you out of it.
22. Ask for the honest advice of people you respect!
Another nugget of wisdom that most people forget about—TAKE ADVICE, especially from people that you respect.  You will come away with a different perspective of your mission, and feel freshly motivated!
21. When you take time off, do not even think about it
You need to take breaks in order to manifest fresh ideas.  When resting, REALLY rest and train your brain not to think about your larger ambitions.  This will also be hard to do at first, but can benefit you greatly in the long-term.
20. Make a big public commitment. Be fully committed
I got this one from my friend Leo at Zen Habits, and I love it!  He says “this will do the trick every time. Create a blog and announce to the world that you are going to achieve a certain goal by a certain date. Commit yourself to the hilt”.  Thanks Leo, you have certainly motivated me :)
19. Repeat positive affirmations
Create 2 or 3 sentences that state your objectives and repeat them out loud sometime during the day (preferably in the morning).  Introducing your intentions to the subconscious mind is a powerful motivation tool.  Click here for more on affirmations.
18. Limit your intake of “world” and “local” news
Why?  Because for the most part it is totally DE-motivating.  AND, you may be surprised to hear this, but you do not need to know everything that’s going on in the world, all the time.  Take a break from it.
17. Stretch first thing in the morning
Stretching for 5 minutes upon waking can shift your outlook in an often surprising way (brings your attention inward), so get the blood flowing in the a.m.!
16. Surround yourself with positive quotes
Tape some positive quotations on your computer monitor, put them in your pocket, slap them on your steering wheel etc…This is a simple method for keeping the positive and motivating vibes going.
15. Put yourself in a situation to get “small wins”
Attaining a consistent sense of accomplishment is crucial to staying motivated.  Checking things off a to-do list (and knowing you don’t have to go back to it) should make you feel good, and motivate you to be more productive.
umbrellas.jpg14. Reward yourself
When achieving these small wins…reward yourself with something meaningful.  It is not really a “win” until you feel good about it, right?  This is something most people simply do not do, and they go from one task to the next in a perfunctory fashion with little enjoyment.  Treat yourself, you’re worth it!
13. Have a clear, clutter-free work environment
Clutter in your physical space translates to clutter in the mind.  Have a clean, fresh space to work in and your thoughts and actions will follow-suit.
12. Do the most important task, or tasks, right away!
Right after a good stretch, take care of two of the most vital tasks you have for the day.  This will give you a nice sense of accomplishment and motivate you for the remaining work hours.
11. Pick The Brain of someone who has achieved a similar goal
No matter how outlandish your goals are, chances are someone has achieved something similar.  Better yet—chances are this person was less qualified, less intelligent, and in all had less “going” for him/her.  Find out how they did it…
10. Keep a journal of your progress
You don’t need to do this every day (you can if you want, but sometimes this gets too time consuming…and it’s not good to journal just because you feel pressured to do so).  Alternatively, write whenever you feel like it, and feel proud of your progress.
9. Get stuck in it!
This is another way to say, “just do it”.  You’ll often find that whatever you’ve been putting off isn’t as bad as you thought, and doesn’t take that long.
8. Write Your own Eulogy
A very powerful (and not much talked about) exercise for motivation.  Although morbidly sounding, this practice can be a transcending experience.  For more info, read What Is Your Legacy (and you can see what I want said about me when its all over)!
7. Set AWESOME goals for yourself
I say “awesome” because writing out goals should be a fun and inspiring experience!  If goal writing stresses you out, then you should not be doing it (or change your mindset, as it should excite you to envision the life you want to lead).  You can see my goals for 2008 here!
6. Try using different types of music to fire you up
Music has the unique ability to generate feelings within us that mere words sometimes can not do.  Find music that is right for your mood, and use it smartly!  Here are 5 Great Albums to listen to in the morning.
positive-thinking.jpg5. Believe that you can do whatever you are planning to do
You don’t have to know HOW you are going to achieve your goals, but you do need to have an unyielding inner belief that you will accomplish them.  Just KNOW that you are going to do it, and you will find yourself constantly stimulated.
4. Set a short-term EXERCISE goal, and achieve it!
Tell yourself you will successfully jog 2 miles within the next two weeks without a rest.  OR, do ten straight push-ups.  OR, complete a full Bikram Yoga class.  The point is to set a realistic goal for your body, achieve it, and set the stage for the mind!
3. Be OK not knowing everything
How is this motivating?  Because once you realize that you will NOT always know exactly what to do each and every moment, you can relax and allow the best solution surface naturally (which it has a tendency to do in a relaxed state).
2. Watch thoughts like “I can’t do that” or “I can never pull that off”
I say watch them because there really is no getting rid of them, as they exist for every human.  But you can become an observer to your negativity, and start realizing that it is a mind-created tool that only limits you.  Once you get a different perspective, you can by-pass the negative thoughts and allow pure action to transpire.
1. Every day, commit to doing at least two things proactively
It is critical to be “moving forward” every day.  No matter what happens, make sure you are doing at least two daily actions that put you closer to your ultimate goals.  Most of us spend 99.9% of our time in reactionary mode, and this is ultra-un-motivating.
There you have it, a pretty complete list.  As always, would love to hear your thoughts and comments.  Thanks…

@Courtsey: TODD

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Godfather and leadership


An Offer You Can't Refuse: Leadership Lessons From "The Godfather"

What does a real-life CEO have in common with the central figures of a fictitious Mafia crime family in The Godfather? According to Justin Moore, CEO and founder of Axcient, plenty. 
Moore is a serial entrepreneur, early-stage advisor, and angel investor. He’s currently at the helm of Axcient, a company he founded that provides backup, business continuity, and disaster recovery services to the small and mid-sized business (SMB) market. Right now, Axcient is protecting more than 2 billion files and applications for businesses across North America.
Moore also happens to think that The Godfather is “one of the best movies ever made” and had a chance to watch it again when the film was aired extensively last week to mark the 40th anniversary of its premiere. Though a decade had passed since the last time Moore watched it, his recent viewing offered an unexpected reward. This time he found the film rife with teaching moments for CEOs running a business today.
“I certainly don’t endorse crime or violence, and I’m not suggesting business should operate like the Mafia,” explains Moore, “but there are some universal themes in the movie I can relate to as a CEO.” Moore says The Godfather offers valuable lessons in community and team building, making tough decisions, and playing to win while not neglecting friends and family.
Here are five essential leadership lessons Moore distilled for Fast Company.
1. Build a powerful community. 
Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. ~Vito Corleone
Uttered in the iconic rasp of Marlon Brando, the words of Vito Corleone illustrate how he creates a loyal community among those he has helped. Moore says, “By granting these favors and helping people with their problems, Vito Corleone is building a network of influence--relationships that may or may not deliver a specific or quantifiable return, but all which serve to strengthen his power base and which have the potential to be reciprocal in the long run.”
Moore says building strategic partnerships enables companies to work through challenging markets and fast-track overall success. “As a CEO, I see it as part of my job to be a super connector, networking with the technology and investment community without an expectation of reciprocation. Partnerships forged through time, trust, and mutual benefit--such as those Axcient has built with HP, Ingram-Micro, and a vast network of service providers and resellers--are the types of community relationships that bring about the greatest returns.”
2. Hold people accountable. 
What's the matter with you? I think your brain is going soft. ~Vito Corleone
The Godfather reminds us of the importance of being tough when necessary. “As soon as Vito Corleone allowed a few moments of weakness to be seen by his enemy, they attempted to assassinate him. And it was largely because of failures of his team,” Moore observes.
“In business, accountability isn’t achieved by a murderous rampage. But the lesson is this--to be successful in business you have to be tough, and you have to be extremely focused on hitting goals and getting results," says Moore. That doesn’t mean patience and understanding don’t have a place, he says, but ongoing tolerance of low-performing people or products just eats away at the success of the entire company. “You are ultimately responsible for all of your employees and shareholders, and that requires tough and swift decisions.
3. Don’t get emotional. 
It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly business. ~Michael Corleone
“Many people don’t like to talk about the fact that in business, there are winners and losers. When Sonny Corleone reacts impulsively and emotionally, he gets taken out. In business, if you don’t take the opportunity to out-sell, out-bid, or out-market your competitor, they’ll take you out. I’m not suggesting doing anything outside the boundaries of morality or rightness--simply pointing out that when people make emotional decisions, they start making bad decisions. To lead successfully, you have to take your emotion and ego out of the equation.”
Likewise, Moore says it’s important to play to win. In business, that translates to knowing the competition and always staying at least one step ahead. “Operate your business with integrity and have respect for competition, but you also need to seize opportunities to eliminate your competition and win.”
4. Be decisive. 
Moore says that he, like most people who appreciate The Godfatherwatch the movie with a combination of shock and respect. “Shock because he is so ruthless that he kills his own family member, but respect for the fact that Don Corleone knows exactly what he wants, executes decisively, and commands respect through unwavering leadership.”
While you don’t have to kill anyone to prove a point, as soon as you know what choice to make, move forward. “Know who on your team is making the right choices, and trust them to take decisive action as well. Hesitation too often leads to missed opportunities.”
5. Spend time with your family. 
Do you spend time with your family? Because a man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man. ~Vito Corleone 
Moore isn’t endorsing 1940s machismo, but he is decrying 100-hour workweeks that many entrepreneurs fall prey to in hot pursuit of the next big thing. Though he’s been dedicated like that in the past, Moore finds it’s not sustainable in the long run. 
“A leader can’t be successful in creative problem-solving and making excellent decisions unless that person is connected to people and passions outside of work. I find that it’s often time with family and friends that gives me the perspective I need to build the relationships and make the decisive actions required for continued success in business,” says Moore.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

April fool's day origin & history


April Fools' Day, sometimes called All Fools' Day, is one of the most light-hearted days of the year. Its origins are uncertain. Some see it as a celebration related to the turn of the seasons, while others believe it stems from the adoption of a new calendar.

New Year's Day Moves

Ancient cultures, including those of the Romans and Hindus, celebrated New Year's Day on or around April 1. It closely follows the vernal equinox (March 20th or March 21st.) In medieval times, much of Europe celebrated March 25, the Feast of Annunciation, as the beginning of the new year.
In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII ordered a new calendar (the Gregorian Calendar) to replace the old Julian Calendar. The new calendar called for New Year's Day to be celebrated Jan. 1. That year, France adopted the reformed calendar and shifted New Year's day to Jan. 1. According to a popular explanation, many people either refused to accept the new date, or did not learn about it, and continued to celebrate New Year's Day on April 1. Other people began to make fun of these traditionalists, sending them on "fool's errands" or trying to trick them into believing something false. Eventually, the practice spread throughout Europe.

Problems With This Explanation

There are at least two difficulties with this explanation. The first is that it doesn't fully account for the spread of April Fools' Day to other European countries. The Gregorian calendar was not adopted by England until 1752, for example, but April Fools' Day was already well established there by that point. The second is that we have no direct historical evidence for this explanation, only conjecture, and that conjecture appears to have been made more recently.

Constantine and Kugel

Another explanation of the origins of April Fools' Day was provided by Joseph Boskin, a professor of history at Boston University. He explained that the practice began during the reign of Constantine, when a group of court jesters and fools told the Roman emperor that they could do a better job of running the empire. Constantine, amused, allowed a jester named Kugel to be king for one day. Kugel passed an edict calling for absurdity on that day, and the custom became an annual event.
"In a way," explained Prof. Boskin, "it was a very serious day. In those times fools were really wise men. It was the role of jesters to put things in perspective with humor."
This explanation was brought to the public's attention in an Associated Press article printed by many newspapers in 1983. There was only one catch: Boskin made the whole thing up. It took a couple of weeks for the AP to realize that they'd been victims of an April Fools' joke themselves.

Spring Fever

It is worth noting that many different cultures have had days of foolishness around the start of April, give or take a couple of weeks. The Romans had a festival named Hilaria on March 25, rejoicing in the resurrection of Attis. The Hindu calendar has Holi, and the Jewish calendar has Purim. Perhaps there's something about the time of year, with its turn from winter to spring, that lends itself to lighthearted celebrations.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

The 10 Best Questions to Ask at a Job Interview

Hi everyone,

Hopefully randomness re-defined is back again for some time...

This time its for those frnds who are completing a year at their job, and specifically for those who are not happy... :)

Also for those frnd who are completing their studies and looking for jobs...
All the very best of luck!!!

The 10 Best Questions to Ask at a Job Interview

You’re interviewing for a job. After 20 or 30 minutes, you’re asked: “Do you have any questions?”
The worst thing you can do is ask, “What is it your company does?” (Hey, it has happened.) The next worst thing you can do is say, “Um, nope, I don’t have any questions.”


You need to ask some questions! Asking questions shows your interest in a company and makes you look smarter (smart people tend to be inquisitive). Asking questions gives interviewers a chance to talk about themselves, a thing most people love. And—this is important—asking questions is a way to find out if you really want to work for these people.
Bottom line: Don’t make the interviewer do all the heavy lifting. Take an active role in the interview process and improve your chances of landing a job.
So what should you ask? Here are 10 suggestions:
1. “Can you describe a typical day for someone in this position?” If your interviewer appears to be nervous or ill at ease, a non-abstract question like this is a good way to get the ball rolling.

2. “Could you talk about the history of this position?” Specifically, what you’re trying to find out is how long the position has existed, how many people have held it, and why it is now available.

3. “What were the major strengths and weaknesses of the last person who held this job?” Or in other words, what kind of act would you have to follow. This is also a chance to find out what happened to your would-be predecessor. How this question is answered will tell you a lot about the dynamics and expectations of this workplace.

4. “What are this position’s biggest challenges?” You’re naturally curious about the downsides of the job. But find out in a way that makes you look confident and unafraid to tackle problems.

5. “In what area could your team use some improvement?” Do you get an honest-sounding answer? This is important. It’s also an opportunity to talk some more about how your skills specifically match this company’s needs.

6. “What are the prospects for advancement?” Asking this demonstrates that you have ambition, and makes you look like a big picture person.


7. “How would I be evaluated?” If you want to know an employer’s true priorities, and what is really important about the position under discussion, ask this.

8. “Who are the most successful people in this company and why?” A clever way to get a glimpse of a company’s values/ethos/culture and how the powers-that-be measure success.

9. “Why do you enjoy working at this company?” Okay, it’s a softball question. But the answer, and the tone in which it is given, should tell you a lot. Basically, you are looking to see some sincere enthusiasm here.

10. “Do you have any reservations about me or my ability to perform this job?” It’s a gutsy thing to ask. But consider doing so because it’s a great way to get real-time feedback on you and your interview skills. Asking for criticism not only earns you points for courage, it could result in some very helpful information.
P.S. Do not ask questions that would be easily answered by consulting the company’s website. You will look unprepared, even lazy. You’ll also lose the opportunity to gather some valuable insight about this employer and the job on offer.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Dangerous Chemical

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:
  1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
  2. it is a major component in acid rain
  3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
  4. accidental inhalation can kill you
  5. it contributes to erosion
  6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
  7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
  • Forty-three (43) said yes,
  • six (6) were undecided,
  • and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.
The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"
He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Monday, August 23, 2010

What the hell is inflation???

Ppl!!!

I found out something really good about understanding inflation...
though most of you would already know about it...

but its good to freshen up things!!!

AND THAT TOO IN A DIFFERENT WAY....

Thursday, June 10, 2010

5 Ways To Choose which team to support in this world cup 2010

When I get older, I will be stronger,
They’ll call me freedom, just like a Waving Flag,
And then it goes back, and then it goes back,
And then it goes back
“What the Hell is this???” says my friend, who now doesn’t want his name to be mentioned, for his ignorance.
I am sure there would be many, not like my friend, but at least the ones, who exactly don’t know which team to support in this World Cup…
Well, if you are one of those, am here to help to make you choose the team which you should support.
HERE GOES 5 DIFF WAYS TO CHOOSE WHICH TEAM TO SUPPORT IN FIFA WORLD CUP

!) Choose the team which your friends are following…
Don’t ask “arre pls tell me, which country to support”
Just ask “abbe tu toh Brazil ko support kar raha hoga?” (Brazil – coz most common person also will say football is national sport of Brazil)
Those who do will be more than happy to say “Of Course” and those who hate…”hat be Spain ko”… or “abbe argentina yaar, dekh tu wohi jeetengi”…
JOB DONE..
SAY “Haan Yaar, wohi Jeetengi”

!!) Wait for some time, don’t say anything…Just see all matches which your friends see (Mann main bhale tu jitni gaali deni hain dede)…but be patient and watch the match…and when you slowly come to know about the teams from newspapers, do INKI PINKI PONKI POH out of the FOUR SEMI-FINALISTS TEAMS…
And Also See the name of the player often coming in news of that team(Mind it tht team only..!!!)
And say “Yehi hain joh iss team ko jitayega”..(you will sound very scholarly)

!!!) This is a NERDY Method, Nerds would surely like it…
www.google.com, www.wikipedia.com
search “Teams for Football World Cup 2010”
refine search “Best Teams for football world cup 2010”
refine refine search “Who will win Fifa World Cup 2010”
The team with Most no. of fan following on the first page of Google…IS THE TEAM I SHUD SUPPORT
Use Wiki to find about that team, history, geography(some might not even know where the country is located) and all tht stuff…
And this NERD IS ALL SET for the FIFA WORLD CUP 2010


!V) This is quite risky one…u might get caught that u know nothing…but NO RISK NO GAIN…
This method promises most of the FUN…as here you will just have to find a little about the best player of the team which is playing against the team, which your friend is supporting. If the opponent team is good, then You just need to support that team,
And IF LUCK is with you “MIRACLES DO HAPPEN”…YOUR TEAM MIGHT WIN..and that too against ur FRNDS..
You can Jus Go GAGA about it….and then it starts.. depending on ur friend response, ur success would be determined…
Although after such a loss, you will be in a dominant position,
BUT IF U LOSE THEN??
Then just say, that anyways I wasn’t supporting this team, I am just against the team which you are supporting, coz I don’t like the country, I wud jus love to see u lose…My next team is getting ready to beat u…
But DUDE…
Wait For the FINALS (MIRACLES DO HAPPEN…REMEMBER…Sometimes not in ur favour)

V) Jot Down the country List
Find the country’s whose name are easily identifiable,
Half of the list will be reduced,
Make a list of Favorites like Brazil, Spain, Argentina, England, Italy, Germany & France.
These are all time favorites…Sorry for those who are supporting other teams!!!
But you have to decide now, whether to go for Favorites or Underdogs, If Favorites..Just Go for the team whose Kit Color you like, or Whose Match by luck u get to see the most, or the team’s whose players name you know the most, ifout of this nothing is happening, go for underdogs…
In Underdogs, choose the country having a name, with which you fall in love, (HONDURAS Bhi Chalega)
Boast to ur frnds that you are cheering HONDURAS…although u know it wont make it to the Finals…
But I Support Underdogs…All u need to do is find the players name on the net…
And irritate ur frnds, by watching the match of HONDURAS..
And if you lose, you always have an excuse…
And also you can skip watching the world cup, which was a pain…coz u not liking it, by just saying that,
What is now left in this World Cup…My Team’s Gone….

So Guys…these were the most silliest options I could give to you all, coz I think We all love Football…
We all will watch and we have already decided, which teams to support…
Even then, if there is someone who has not decided yet…there is an option to write an ANONYMOUS comment
Lighten your heart, by writing the option which you liked the most and which team acc. To that you are gonna support…
Don’t Feel Guilty, but say your SIN to the World, Open Ur Heart..God Will FORGIVE You…
1 MORE DAY TO GO….ENJOY WORLD CUP….
I SUPPORT SPAIN!!! WHO DO U?>?

Sunday, June 6, 2010

My Government

Its Politics Season...!!!
Rajneeti has released and we are again refreshed with the kind of politics that go in our country.

People say...Please Vote....Vote so that a right candidate wins...but dude we have to choose best amongst worst...

That is the poor situation we face in this country.

Movies like Nayak, was an apt example of what a Government should do after gaining power, but the debate still goes, Is It Possible????

Well not getting into this debate, rather let us all focus onto more important point....

What if???

What if it was your government???

What would you do??

What changes you would bring????

What should be backed by how and why too....otherwise its very easy today to say what a government should do....

So Lets Make My Government a platform to share our views( no matter how foolish, how impossible) but lets try and share and see if anything's possible...

Let Me begin with the Quota System in Education in India.

As we all know and at the same most of us are also against the increasing percentage of quotas for students getting into IIM, IIT, AIIMS and all other institutes, which is a major concern of the current youth.

We all feel that Govt. for gaining votes, is constantly supporting the SC, ST & OBC. The result is the poor quality of students coming out of the colleges, schools.

So what to do then???

If we reduce the percentage, govt. will loose seats, it would also affect genuine needy people.

So need to find a middle way out!!!!...

Now according to me, the solution could be, use the funding for ST, SC & OBC to provide them proper schooling with all facilities. After that from class 12 it should be made on merit basis.

Of course there would be no age bar, because it might happen sometimes that the person is not able to study in school in his early years. But My Govt. will give him a fair chance to study, and all the facilities that a normal student would get to study for IIT or AIIMS.

In this way the students will actually study, instead of easily getting into these institutes.

Also the students who misuse this facility of ST, SC & OBC will be stopped and automatically the overall quality will improve and thus we would see a visible change in the whole education system of the country.

So Guys, what you would do if you were the Government. What steps you would take to achieve the vision you have....

so lets begin...Its MY GOVERNMENT.....

Sunday, May 30, 2010

MBA(Tech)..Gujju Perspective....!!!

Since last four years...am seeing this famous war between MBA(Tech) and B-Tech....
which is surely going to continue....

Not only that...but have seen MBA Techs criticizing MBA Tech...and B Techs criticizing B Tech....

New comers ...poor souls wandering near the college seeking seniors advice about the course...

Some say brilliant course..."JOIN KARLE"...(MAIN MARAA...TOH TU KYUN BACHEGA)
Some giving genuine advice..."RUN AWAY FROM SOMETHING WHICH STARTS WITH MUKESH"...."Not only reliance is CHOR....but even this COLLEGE is BIG CHOR"...(MORAL : Mukesh is a tag for cheats)

But what has all this to do with a GUJJU....

GUJJU means MUNAFA...PROFIT>>>>>>

So why would a GUJJU come to MBA (Tech)....

Here goes some of his arguments....

If I had two options...one is B Tech (with donation for a good college) or else B Tech from a normal college....(NOT NMIMS for sure....you know waste of money.... will explain...)

Second option is MBA (Tech)..."Heard its a new course from NMIMS!!!!" (Still a new course...lol)

Now Considering the finances...

Option 1:

Donation Amount: 6 Lacs in Average
Fees: 50,000 in average
Total College Expenditure: 2+ 6 Lacs

Studying for NMAT/CAT: Rs 20k to Rs 1L
Admission into NMIMS: 10 Lacs (future value)

Total would range between... Rs 12.5 L to Rs 17L

After this
Placement Offer : Rs 8L to Rs12L
Zero Work Ex

Option 2:
MBA (TECH)

Fees: Rs 2L p.y.
Total : Rs 10L

Placement Offer: Rs 6L to Rs 9L
+
1 Year Job (Work Ex)
Salary : Rs 8L to Rs 12L

Benefits:

Internship at good places!!!
Savings of Rs 2 Lac...No risk of not getting a good institute for MBA..even NMIMS can be difficult to get in...Plus 1 year of work ex!!!!....

Starting Post of a Manager....not one of those lacs of Btechs...who dont gor for MBA...and gets lost in crowd...unless they have something extra extra ordinary in them...which everyone feels they have in them!!!

FINAL DECISION:
GO FOR MBA(Tech).... :-)

P.S.
Obviously not considering option 3 of doing engineering from NMIMS....
otherwise cost would rise to Rs 8L to 17L only for BTech...making it to a total of Rs 19L to Rs 26L

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Manchester United's next Goalkeeper

Who could be the next Van Der Saar..???

This Season there are rumors that ManUtd would be signing one Goal Keeper.....

We have few of them on the list.....'

Hugo Lloris                                       Olympique Lyonnais  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Lloris

David De Gea                                    Atletico Madrid  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_de_Gea

Manuel Neuer                                    Schalke http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Neuer




Who according to u shud be signed by ManUtd.???






Websites which are amazing!!!!

Hey this post will show you some of the most amazing websites...

BE UPDATED ALWAYS...

AS THERE WILL SOMETHING NEW COMING UP!!!

ENJOYYYYY!!!!!!

our first website is...

http://www.chromoscope.net/

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Writing my first blog

My primary reason to start blogging is......
Many of my friends have started blogging....

Sounds like am behaving as if am following the herd....
but sometimes it is better to follow the herd.....as they might be doing something right....

still this article is also a test article to see how it looks....and what more can be done....
so be rest assured that you will be getting lots of information here and will try to make it as interesting as possible....

just let me check all the possibilities till then...
and it wont be just cricket....this blog would be lot more....
it will not be a specialized blog....

my specialization would be generalization!!!!

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