5 Ways To Choose which team to support in this world cup 2010

When I get older, I will be stronger,
They’ll call me freedom, just like a Waving Flag,
And then it goes back, and then it goes back,
And then it goes back
“What the Hell is this???” says my friend, who now doesn’t want his name to be mentioned, for his ignorance.
I am sure there would be many, not like my friend, but at least the ones, who exactly don’t know which team to support in this World Cup…
Well, if you are one of those, am here to help to make you choose the team which you should support.
HERE GOES 5 DIFF WAYS TO CHOOSE WHICH TEAM TO SUPPORT IN FIFA WORLD CUP

!) Choose the team which your friends are following…
Don’t ask “arre pls tell me, which country to support”
Just ask “abbe tu toh Brazil ko support kar raha hoga?” (Brazil – coz most common person also will say football is national sport of Brazil)
Those who do will be more than happy to say “Of Course” and those who hate…”hat be Spain ko”… or “abbe argentina yaar, dekh tu wohi jeetengi”…
JOB DONE..
SAY “Haan Yaar, wohi Jeetengi”

!!) Wait for some time, don’t say anything…Just see all matches which your friends see (Mann main bhale tu jitni gaali deni hain dede)…but be patient and watch the match…and when you slowly come to know about the teams from newspapers, do INKI PINKI PONKI POH out of the FOUR SEMI-FINALISTS TEAMS…
And Also See the name of the player often coming in news of that team(Mind it tht team only..!!!)
And say “Yehi hain joh iss team ko jitayega”..(you will sound very scholarly)

!!!) This is a NERDY Method, Nerds would surely like it…
www.google.com, www.wikipedia.com
search “Teams for Football World Cup 2010”
refine search “Best Teams for football world cup 2010”
refine refine search “Who will win Fifa World Cup 2010”
The team with Most no. of fan following on the first page of Google…IS THE TEAM I SHUD SUPPORT
Use Wiki to find about that team, history, geography(some might not even know where the country is located) and all tht stuff…
And this NERD IS ALL SET for the FIFA WORLD CUP 2010


!V) This is quite risky one…u might get caught that u know nothing…but NO RISK NO GAIN…
This method promises most of the FUN…as here you will just have to find a little about the best player of the team which is playing against the team, which your friend is supporting. If the opponent team is good, then You just need to support that team,
And IF LUCK is with you “MIRACLES DO HAPPEN”…YOUR TEAM MIGHT WIN..and that too against ur FRNDS..
You can Jus Go GAGA about it….and then it starts.. depending on ur friend response, ur success would be determined…
Although after such a loss, you will be in a dominant position,
BUT IF U LOSE THEN??
Then just say, that anyways I wasn’t supporting this team, I am just against the team which you are supporting, coz I don’t like the country, I wud jus love to see u lose…My next team is getting ready to beat u…
But DUDE…
Wait For the FINALS (MIRACLES DO HAPPEN…REMEMBER…Sometimes not in ur favour)

V) Jot Down the country List
Find the country’s whose name are easily identifiable,
Half of the list will be reduced,
Make a list of Favorites like Brazil, Spain, Argentina, England, Italy, Germany & France.
These are all time favorites…Sorry for those who are supporting other teams!!!
But you have to decide now, whether to go for Favorites or Underdogs, If Favorites..Just Go for the team whose Kit Color you like, or Whose Match by luck u get to see the most, or the team’s whose players name you know the most, ifout of this nothing is happening, go for underdogs…
In Underdogs, choose the country having a name, with which you fall in love, (HONDURAS Bhi Chalega)
Boast to ur frnds that you are cheering HONDURAS…although u know it wont make it to the Finals…
But I Support Underdogs…All u need to do is find the players name on the net…
And irritate ur frnds, by watching the match of HONDURAS..
And if you lose, you always have an excuse…
And also you can skip watching the world cup, which was a pain…coz u not liking it, by just saying that,
What is now left in this World Cup…My Team’s Gone….

So Guys…these were the most silliest options I could give to you all, coz I think We all love Football…
We all will watch and we have already decided, which teams to support…
Even then, if there is someone who has not decided yet…there is an option to write an ANONYMOUS comment
Lighten your heart, by writing the option which you liked the most and which team acc. To that you are gonna support…
Don’t Feel Guilty, but say your SIN to the World, Open Ur Heart..God Will FORGIVE You…
1 MORE DAY TO GO….ENJOY WORLD CUP….
I SUPPORT SPAIN!!! WHO DO U?>?