Dangerous Chemical

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

• Forty-three (43) said yes,
• six (6) were undecided,
• and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.

What the hell is inflation???

Ppl!!!

I found out something really good about understanding inflation...

though most of you would already know about it...

but its good to freshen up things!!!

AND THAT TOO IN A DIFFERENT WAY....

5 Ways To Choose which team to support in this world cup 2010

When I get older, I will be stronger,
They’ll call me freedom, just like a Waving Flag,
And then it goes back, and then it goes back,
And then it goes back
“What the Hell is this???” says my friend, who now doesn’t want his name to be mentioned, for his ignorance.
I am sure there would be many, not like my friend, but at least the ones, who exactly don’t know which team to support in this World Cup…
Well, if you are one of those, am here to help to make you choose the team which you should support.
HERE GOES 5 DIFF WAYS TO CHOOSE WHICH TEAM TO SUPPORT IN FIFA WORLD CUP

!) Choose the team which your friends are following…
Don’t ask “arre pls tell me, which country to support”
Just ask “abbe tu toh Brazil ko support kar raha hoga?” (Brazil – coz most common person also will say football is national sport of Brazil)
Those who do will be more than happy to say “Of Course” and those who hate…”hat be Spain ko”… or “abbe argentina yaar, dekh tu wohi jeetengi”…
JOB DONE..
SAY “Haan Yaar, wohi Jeetengi”

!!) Wait for some time, don’t say anything…Just see all matches which your friends see (Mann main bhale tu jitni gaali deni hain dede)…but be patient and watch the match…and when you slowly come to know about the teams from newspapers, do INKI PINKI PONKI POH out of the FOUR SEMI-FINALISTS TEAMS…
And Also See the name of the player often coming in news of that team(Mind it tht team only..!!!)
And say “Yehi hain joh iss team ko jitayega”..(you will sound very scholarly)

!!!) This is a NERDY Method, Nerds would surely like it…
www.google.com, www.wikipedia.com
search “Teams for Football World Cup 2010”
refine search “Best Teams for football world cup 2010”
refine refine search “Who will win Fifa World Cup 2010”
The team with Most no. of fan following on the first page of Google…IS THE TEAM I SHUD SUPPORT
Use Wiki to find about that team, history, geography(some might not even know where the country is located) and all tht stuff…
And this NERD IS ALL SET for the FIFA WORLD CUP 2010


!V) This is quite risky one…u might get caught that u know nothing…but NO RISK NO GAIN…
This method promises most of the FUN…as here you will just have to find a little about the best player of the team which is playing against the team, which your friend is supporting. If the opponent team is good, then You just need to support that team,
And IF LUCK is with you “MIRACLES DO HAPPEN”…YOUR TEAM MIGHT WIN..and that too against ur FRNDS..
You can Jus Go GAGA about it….and then it starts.. depending on ur friend response, ur success would be determined…
Although after such a loss, you will be in a dominant position,
BUT IF U LOSE THEN??
Then just say, that anyways I wasn’t supporting this team, I am just against the team which you are supporting, coz I don’t like the country, I wud jus love to see u lose…My next team is getting ready to beat u…
But DUDE…
Wait For the FINALS (MIRACLES DO HAPPEN…REMEMBER…Sometimes not in ur favour)

V) Jot Down the country List
Find the country’s whose name are easily identifiable,
Half of the list will be reduced,
Make a list of Favorites like Brazil, Spain, Argentina, England, Italy, Germany & France.
These are all time favorites…Sorry for those who are supporting other teams!!!
But you have to decide now, whether to go for Favorites or Underdogs, If Favorites..Just Go for the team whose Kit Color you like, or Whose Match by luck u get to see the most, or the team’s whose players name you know the most, ifout of this nothing is happening, go for underdogs…
In Underdogs, choose the country having a name, with which you fall in love, (HONDURAS Bhi Chalega)
Boast to ur frnds that you are cheering HONDURAS…although u know it wont make it to the Finals…
But I Support Underdogs…All u need to do is find the players name on the net…
And irritate ur frnds, by watching the match of HONDURAS..
And if you lose, you always have an excuse…
And also you can skip watching the world cup, which was a pain…coz u not liking it, by just saying that,
What is now left in this World Cup…My Team’s Gone….

So Guys…these were the most silliest options I could give to you all, coz I think We all love Football…
We all will watch and we have already decided, which teams to support…
Even then, if there is someone who has not decided yet…there is an option to write an ANONYMOUS comment
Lighten your heart, by writing the option which you liked the most and which team acc. To that you are gonna support…
Don’t Feel Guilty, but say your SIN to the World, Open Ur Heart..God Will FORGIVE You…
1 MORE DAY TO GO….ENJOY WORLD CUP….
I SUPPORT SPAIN!!! WHO DO U?>?

My Government

Its Politics Season...!!!
Rajneeti has released and we are again refreshed with the kind of politics that go in our country.

People say...Please Vote....Vote so that a right candidate wins...but dude we have to choose best amongst worst...

That is the poor situation we face in this country.

Movies like Nayak, was an apt example of what a Government should do after gaining power, but the debate still goes, Is It Possible????

Well not getting into this debate, rather let us all focus onto more important point....

What if???

What if it was your government???

What would you do??

What changes you would bring????

What should be backed by how and why too....otherwise its very easy today to say what a government should do....

So Lets Make My Government a platform to share our views( no matter how foolish, how impossible) but lets try and share and see if anything's possible...

Let Me begin with the Quota System in Education in India.

As we all know and at the same most of us are also against the increasing percentage of quotas for students getting into IIM, IIT, AIIMS and all other institutes, which is a major concern of the current youth.

We all feel that Govt. for gaining votes, is constantly supporting the SC, ST & OBC. The result is the poor quality of students coming out of the colleges, schools.

So what to do then???

If we reduce the percentage, govt. will loose seats, it would also affect genuine needy people.

So need to find a middle way out!!!!...

Now according to me, the solution could be, use the funding for ST, SC & OBC to provide them proper schooling with all facilities. After that from class 12 it should be made on merit basis.

Of course there would be no age bar, because it might happen sometimes that the person is not able to study in school in his early years. But My Govt. will give him a fair chance to study, and all the facilities that a normal student would get to study for IIT or AIIMS.

In this way the students will actually study, instead of easily getting into these institutes.

Also the students who misuse this facility of ST, SC & OBC will be stopped and automatically the overall quality will improve and thus we would see a visible change in the whole education system of the country.

So Guys, what you would do if you were the Government. What steps you would take to achieve the vision you have....

so lets begin...Its MY GOVERNMENT.....

MBA(Tech)..Gujju Perspective....!!!

Since last four years...am seeing this famous war between MBA(Tech) and B-Tech....
which is surely going to continue....

Not only that...but have seen MBA Techs criticizing MBA Tech...and B Techs criticizing B Tech....

New comers ...poor souls wandering near the college seeking seniors advice about the course...

Some say brilliant course..."JOIN KARLE"...(MAIN MARAA...TOH TU KYUN BACHEGA)
Some giving genuine advice..."RUN AWAY FROM SOMETHING WHICH STARTS WITH MUKESH"...."Not only reliance is CHOR....but even this COLLEGE is BIG CHOR"...(MORAL : Mukesh is a tag for cheats)

But what has all this to do with a GUJJU....

GUJJU means MUNAFA...PROFIT>>>>>>

So why would a GUJJU come to MBA (Tech)....

Here goes some of his arguments....

If I had two options...one is B Tech (with donation for a good college) or else B Tech from a normal college....(NOT NMIMS for sure....you know waste of money.... will explain...)

Second option is MBA (Tech)..."Heard its a new course from NMIMS!!!!" (Still a new course...lol)

Now Considering the finances...

Option 1:

Donation Amount: 6 Lacs in Average
Fees: 50,000 in average
Total College Expenditure: 2+ 6 Lacs

Studying for NMAT/CAT: Rs 20k to Rs 1L
Admission into NMIMS: 10 Lacs (future value)

Total would range between... Rs 12.5 L to Rs 17L

After this
Placement Offer : Rs 8L to Rs12L
Zero Work Ex

Option 2:
MBA (TECH)

Fees: Rs 2L p.y.
Total : Rs 10L

Placement Offer: Rs 6L to Rs 9L
+
1 Year Job (Work Ex)
Salary : Rs 8L to Rs 12L

Benefits:

Internship at good places!!!
Savings of Rs 2 Lac...No risk of not getting a good institute for MBA..even NMIMS can be difficult to get in...Plus 1 year of work ex!!!!....

Starting Post of a Manager....not one of those lacs of Btechs...who dont gor for MBA...and gets lost in crowd...unless they have something extra extra ordinary in them...which everyone feels they have in them!!!

FINAL DECISION:
GO FOR MBA(Tech).... :-)

P.S.
Obviously not considering option 3 of doing engineering from NMIMS....
otherwise cost would rise to Rs 8L to 17L only for BTech...making it to a total of Rs 19L to Rs 26L

Manchester United's next Goalkeeper

Who could be the next Van Der Saar..???

This Season there are rumors that ManUtd would be signing one Goal Keeper.....

We have few of them on the list.....'

Hugo Lloris                                       Olympique Lyonnais  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Lloris

David De Gea                                    Atletico Madrid  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_de_Gea

Manuel Neuer                                    Schalke http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Neuer

Who according to u shud be signed by ManUtd.???

Websites which are amazing!!!!

Hey this post will show you some of the most amazing websites...

BE UPDATED ALWAYS...

AS THERE WILL SOMETHING NEW COMING UP!!!

ENJOYYYYY!!!!!!

our first website is...

http://www.chromoscope.net/

Writing my first blog

My primary reason to start blogging is......
Many of my friends have started blogging....

Sounds like am behaving as if am following the herd....
but sometimes it is better to follow the herd.....as they might be doing something right....

still this article is also a test article to see how it looks....and what more can be done....
so be rest assured that you will be getting lots of information here and will try to make it as interesting as possible....

just let me check all the possibilities till then...
and it wont be just cricket....this blog would be lot more....
it will not be a specialized blog....

my specialization would be generalization!!!!